I want this. Badly. I want the Blood Energy Potion from Urban Collector just so that I can take one of these IV-like pouches out during my lunch  break and just start drinking from it nonchalantly. Imagine the conversation that would take place after that incident.

“Blood Energy Potion is our newest pre-order. New from the makers of Mana and Health Energy Potion comes Blood Energy Potion: the world’s first synthetic blood beverage. The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic”

Buy the Blood Energy Potion from Urban Collector for $5.99.