USB Zinfandel: The Perfect Geek Wine

The USB Zinfandel from Peltier Station might be the perfect wine for your next geeky get together. This desert wine has hints of “chocolate balanced with ruby cherry and spice.” Sounds yummy to me!

So does this wine require a USB port? Nah! In fact, the back label of this interesting wine tackles this topic head on:

“The back label reads: “United States Bureau for trade signed an im____ant agreement with the European Union to protect ____ugal’s geographical indication of this type of wine. Our Unidentified Secret Brand is therefore no mystery wine …Be the Ultimate Savvy Buyer by including our USB ____ in your ____folio of wines. PS…Peltier Station Winery mission accomplished.”

USB Bottle Opener

Some might argue that with the increased prevalence of cloud storing services, thumb drives may soon go the way of the dodo bird, much like the floppy disk. Having said that, it might be impossible for beverage enthusiasts with an appetite for technology to not lust for this thumb drive. The USB Bottle Opener Flash Drive is like any other flash drive, except it has the added feature of being able to open your favorite bottle of beer. Neat? Absolutely.

Buy the USB Bottle Opener from the Brando Workshop for starting at $19 (2GB).

USB Whirl Wind Warmer Cup

As if we need another USB device! Well for those of you caffeine drinkers that always have a cup of of coffee sitting on the desk anyway look no further than the USB Whirl Wind Warmer Cup when deciding on your future coffee cup. This techie cup will keep your drink at a constant temperature and will even stir on command! But of course this convenience has its drawbacks. Remember when they said never park a drink next to your computer? 

“The USB Whirl Wind Warmer Cup is a lifestyle gadget. It is a drink warmer that can keep the drink in around 40°C. it also be a Whirl Wind cup; built-in lid and rechargeable battery. Just press the button, the lid will swing and stir your coffee or tea. No stirrer any more!”

Features:

• Just press a button to stir the liquid
• Work as a mixer, etc
• Keep coffee/tea/drink warm at around 40°C
• LED battery capacity indicator
• Switch button for Heat, Stir, Heat + Stir or Power off function
• Rechargeable battery which is environmental-friendly
• Powered by USB or rechargeable battery
• Charged by USB or AC adapter(not included)
• Dimension: 62 x 62 x149mm (approx.)
• Weight: 202g

Buy the USB Whirl Wind Warmer Cup from USB Brando for $37.

Via Red Ferret Journal.